Apps
Pick a portal:
Tip: the paths are absolute.
Status /status/
System health + quick checks.
Neuro /neuro/
Brainy experiments, prompts, and weird little demos.
Cthulhu /cthulhu/
Cosmic nonsense and eldritch vibes (friendly).
Compliment /compliment/
Compliment Cannon: absurdly specific praise on demand.
Lab /lab/
Fast toy apps. No per-app nginx. No per-app services.